Jacket Slut
A person who has so many jackets they probably own a landfill
My neighbor is a Jacket Slut. He has a jacket for every day of the year. Even February 30th.
That Jacket Slut tried to start a jacket war. He threw a jacket at me. I threw a jacket back. Now we're both covered in lint.
My brother is a Jacket Slut. He has 100 jackets. He said I had to wear one. I wore it. Now I'm stuck with it.