Jacket Slut

I saw a Jacket Slut in the mall. They had like 12 jackets on. One of them was a chicken suit.

My friend is a Jacket Slut. He wears jackets even when it's 90 degrees. And he still smells like a wet dog.

That Jacket Slut tried to buy my mom's coat. Said it was 'ruining his vibe.' I told him to go die in a closet.

My teacher called me a Jacket Slut because I wore a jacket to gym class. She said I was 'disrespecting the sport.'

That Jacket Slut came to my birthday party wearing 5 jackets. I asked why. He said, 'Because I'm rich.'

My cousin is a Jacket Slut. He even wears a jacket in the pool. Said it was 'for the aesthetic.'

My neighbor is a Jacket Slut. He has a jacket for every day of the year. Even February 30th.

That Jacket Slut tried to start a jacket war. He threw a jacket at me. I threw a jacket back. Now we're both covered in lint.

My brother is a Jacket Slut. He has 100 jackets. He said I had to wear one. I wore it. Now I'm stuck with it.