I saw a Jacket Slut in the mall. They had like 12 jackets on. One of them was a chicken suit.

My friend is a Jacket Slut. He wears jackets even when it's 90 degrees. And he still smells like a wet dog.

That Jacket Slut tried to buy my mom's coat. Said it was 'ruining his vibe.' I told him to go die in a closet.