jacket on door knob
A jacket on a doorknob is the worst kind of magic. It means a bunch of dirty old men are having a secret meeting and they’re all plotting to steal your lunch money. Don’t even think about joining them.
My mom saw a jacket on a doorknob and she started arguing with the mailman.
I saw a jacket on a doorknob and my dog started wearing my hat.
My brother saw a jacket on a doorknob and now he talks to his plants.