jacket on door knob

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A jacket on a doorknob means a bunch of forest goblins are having a huge party and throwing up while doing the cha-cha. Don’t look. Don’t ask. If you say anything, your mom will start wearing a fanny pack and cry in public.

A jacket on a doorknob in the school hallway. I walked past it and my friend fell into a trash can.

My neighbor saw a jacket on a doorknob and now he talks to his cat like it's a detective.

I saw a jacket on a doorknob and my dog ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jacket on a doorknob is like a giant fart from the universe. It means a group of trolls just finished a meal of raw chicken and they’re all singing opera. You don’t want to be part of that mess.

My teacher saw a jacket on a doorknob and now she’s wearing a hat made of bread.

I saw a jacket on a doorknob and my dad started dancing in his pajamas.

My friend saw a jacket on a doorknob and now he wears socks on his hands.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A jacket on a doorknob is the worst kind of magic. It means a bunch of dirty old men are having a secret meeting and they’re all plotting to steal your lunch money. Don’t even think about joining them.

My mom saw a jacket on a doorknob and she started arguing with the mailman.

I saw a jacket on a doorknob and my dog started wearing my hat.

My brother saw a jacket on a doorknob and now he talks to his plants.

by Slangipedia 1d ago