jacket on door knob
A jacket on a doorknob is like a giant fart from the universe. It means a group of trolls just finished a meal of raw chicken and they’re all singing opera. You don’t want to be part of that mess.
My teacher saw a jacket on a doorknob and now she’s wearing a hat made of bread.
I saw a jacket on a doorknob and my dad started dancing in his pajamas.
My friend saw a jacket on a doorknob and now he wears socks on his hands.