Jacket Ghost
A ghost so cool it wears a jacket like it’s a fashion statement and you’re too dumb to notice.
My jacket ghost is the ghost equivalent of a dad who wears a blazer to the grocery store.
I saw my jacket ghost in the hallway and it gave me the side-eye like I had spilled coffee on its vibe.
My jacket ghost walks into rooms like it owns the place and I just stand there like a fool.