Jacket Ghost

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When you think a hanging jacket is a person and it scares the bejesus out of you because you’re a total spaz.

I walked into my closet and screamed like I was being haunted by a flannel shirt.

My jacket ghost jumped out at me during a Zoom call and I yelled 'Who’s there? It’s 3 PM!'

I thought my jacket was my ex and I yelled 'Why are you still hanging around?'

A ghost so cool it wears a jacket like it’s a fashion statement and you’re too dumb to notice.

My jacket ghost is the ghost equivalent of a dad who wears a blazer to the grocery store.

I saw my jacket ghost in the hallway and it gave me the side-eye like I had spilled coffee on its vibe.

My jacket ghost walks into rooms like it owns the place and I just stand there like a fool.