jackeloping
a creepy creature that looks like a jack rabbit crossed with a goat and a raccoon, and it yodels like it's been drinking all day
I saw a jackeloping in the desert and it yodeled so loud my dog ran away.
The jackeloping stared at me and I swear it was laughing.
My friend claimed he saw a jackeloping eating a cactus and it didn’t even flinch.