jackeloping

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1
to be an idiot in the worst possible way, like a kid who thinks he's a superhero but can't even tie his shoes
My brother jackeloped during the math test and drew a mustache on the teacher's face.
She jackeloped through the grocery store and tried to buy a pizza with a chicken leg.
He jackeloped during the meeting and asked if we wanted to play hide and seek.
2
a creepy creature that looks like a jack rabbit crossed with a goat and a raccoon, and it yodels like it's been drinking all day
I saw a jackeloping in the desert and it yodeled so loud my dog ran away.
The jackeloping stared at me and I swear it was laughing.
My friend claimed he saw a jackeloping eating a cactus and it didn’t even flinch.
3
a legendary animal that poets use to make everything sound cool, even though it's just a rabbit with a bad haircut and a tiny ego
My teacher said the jackeloping was the reason we had to write poems about the desert.
I drew a jackeloping on my homework and got extra credit.
My mom said the jackeloping was the reason I had to eat more veggies.
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