Jackelasucklek
You go after love like it's a free pizza. You don't care who it is. You just want to be happy, even if it's annoying.
I texted my ex’s best friend to ask if she was still single. He said no, and now he’s my ex’s best friend’s ex.
My sister tried to ask my brother’s friend out. Now my brother’s friend is dating my sister.
I asked my neighbor’s dog out. He didn’t respond, but now I have a dog obsession.