Jackelasucklek

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A stupid way to chase love from your ex, girlfriend, sister, brother, random people, and even your own family. You act like a lovesick idiot.

I saw my ex at the store and I ran after her like a dog. She looked at me like I was nuts.

My brother tried to text my sister every day. She blocked him after the third message.

I asked my mom out on a date. She said no, and then she made me clean my room.

You go after love like it's a free pizza. You don't care who it is. You just want to be happy, even if it's annoying.

I texted my ex’s best friend to ask if she was still single. He said no, and now he’s my ex’s best friend’s ex.

My sister tried to ask my brother’s friend out. Now my brother’s friend is dating my sister.

I asked my neighbor’s dog out. He didn’t respond, but now I have a dog obsession.

You're so lost in love that you'll hit on your own family. You don't care if it's weird or if people laugh at you.

I asked my cousin’s girlfriend out. Now my cousin is mad at me, and his girlfriend is confused.

My brother tried to date my mom. She told him he was too ugly, and now he's mad.

I texted my dad to see if he wanted to go on a date. He said no, and now I'm in therapy.

You're so desperate for love that you'll flirt with anyone. Even if they're not interested, you keep trying.

I asked my teacher out. She said no, but now she gives me extra homework.

I tried to flirt with my principal. He said no, and now I have to do detention.

I asked my dog out. He wagged his tail, but he still didn't say yes.

You go after love like it's the last donut in the jar. You'll do anything to get it, even if it's stupid.

I tried to ask my neighbor’s mom out. Now my neighbor is mad at me, and his mom is confused.

I asked my friend’s brother out. Now my friend is mad at me, and his brother is confused.

I asked my boss out. He said no, and now I have to work overtime.