jacked up on butter
When you stuff so much butter in your mouth you look like a fat cow and then you try to blow it out like a fire truck and end up spitting it on your neighbor
My mom jacked up on butter and blew butter all over my dad's shoes
I jacked up on butter so hard I blew it out my nose and scared the mailman
My brother jacked up on butter and blew it on my sister's face during lunch