jacked up on butter

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When you stuff so much butter in your mouth you look like a fat cow and then you try to blow it out like a fire truck and end up spitting it on your neighbor

My mom jacked up on butter and blew butter all over my dad's shoes

I jacked up on butter so hard I blew it out my nose and scared the mailman

My brother jacked up on butter and blew it on my sister's face during lunch

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You eat so much butter you look like a greasy wheel and then you try to sit down and your pants split like a fart machine

I jacked up on butter and my pants split when I sat down

My friend jacked up on butter and his pants split during math class

I jacked up on butter and my pants split when I tried to eat a sandwich

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You eat so much butter you look like a lard can and then you try to run and your legs go wobbly like a drunk cow

I jacked up on butter and my legs went wobbly when I tried to run

My cousin jacked up on butter and wobbled like a cow during the race

I jacked up on butter and my legs went wobbly when I tried to dance

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You eat so much butter you look like a butter bomb and then you sneeze and it goes everywhere like a butter explosion

I jacked up on butter and sneezed butter all over my brother

My mom jacked up on butter and sneezed it on the kitchen table

I jacked up on butter and sneezed it on my teacher's head

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You eat so much butter you look like a butter pig and then you try to talk and your words come out like a butter river

I jacked up on butter and talked like a butter river

My friend jacked up on butter and his words came out like a butter river

I jacked up on butter and my teacher couldn't understand me

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You eat so much butter you look like a butter hill and then you try to walk and your feet slide like a butter slide

I jacked up on butter and slid like a butter slide

My brother jacked up on butter and slid all over the floor

I jacked up on butter and my feet slid like a butter slide in math class

by Slangipedia 2d ago