Jacked like Doritos
You're so jacked, you're like a Doritos bag that’s been pumped full of steroids and then hit by a jackhammer.
He’s so jacked, I swear he could punch a bag of Doritos and make it explode.
That guy’s jacked like a Doritos bag that got hit by a jackhammer and then dipped in hot wings.
She’s so jacked, it’s like a Doritos bag got a six-pack and started flexing.