Jacked like Doritos

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So jacked that you look like a Doritos bag after it’s been stepped on by a monster. You’re that packed with muscle.

My gym buddy looks like a Doritos bag that got hit by a truck.

That guy flexes like he’s trying to pop a bag of Doritos.

She’s so jacked, I think she’s gonna burst like a Doritos bag.

You’re so jacked, you could probably eat a whole bag of Doritos and still look like a god.

He’s so jacked, he could eat a bag of Doritos and still flex like a superhero.

She’s so jacked, even the Doritos are jealous of her biceps.

This guy’s jacked like a Doritos bag that got dipped in hot sauce and then hit by a bear.

You're so jacked, you're like a Doritos bag that’s been pumped full of steroids and then hit by a jackhammer.

He’s so jacked, I swear he could punch a bag of Doritos and make it explode.

That guy’s jacked like a Doritos bag that got hit by a jackhammer and then dipped in hot wings.

She’s so jacked, it’s like a Doritos bag got a six-pack and started flexing.