Jacked like Doritos
You’re so jacked, you could probably eat a whole bag of Doritos and still look like a god.
He’s so jacked, he could eat a bag of Doritos and still flex like a superhero.
She’s so jacked, even the Doritos are jealous of her biceps.
This guy’s jacked like a Doritos bag that got dipped in hot sauce and then hit by a bear.