Jacked Jesus
Trying to jump from SF to Alcatraz on a ramp made for Pastrana using Element 115 is like trying to fly on a skateboard made of glitter and rage. It’s stupid, but it’s also kinda cool.
I tried to jump from SF to Alcatraz. I fell into the water. I still don’t know why I thought it would work.
My friend tried to use Element 115. He exploded. I think he was trying to be cool.
I watched a guy try to do it on a skateboard. He looked like a glittery idiot. I laughed.