Jacked Cousin
A cousin from Cornwall who’s so full of himself, he thinks he’s royalty. He’s the reason your family’s reputation is now a joke in Michigan. His cousin Jenny is just as annoying, but with more glitter.
He showed up to the family reunion with a crown and a map of Cornwall.
He told the principal he was related to the king, and got sent to the principal’s office.
He tried to take over the family business and now we all work at a corn dog stand.