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A cousin who’s so ripped you think he’s about to explode. He’s the reason your uncle’s diet went to hell. People with bad hair and cranes hate him because he makes them look like rejects from a sad high school.
My jacked cousin ate four burgers and still flexed like he was in a bodybuilding competition.
He walked into the gym and the weights started crying.
He’s so jacked, his cousin is now a side dish.