jackday - a weekday where you forget to live and just jack off instead

a weekday where you forget to live and just jack off instead. it’s like your brain died and your cock took over.

i had a jackday and my mom came home and i was still in my pajamas and my face was red

i told my teacher i had a jackday and she gave me a detention

i called my friend and said 'i’m having a jackday' and he hung up on me