jackday

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a day where you do nothing but jack off and act like a loser. it’s like a holiday for your lazy cock.

bro just woke up and said 'today is a jackday' and hasn't moved since

i skipped work to have a jackday because my boss is a fat, bald, ugly man

my cat got stuck in my closet and i used that as an excuse for my jackday

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a weekday where you forget to live and just jack off instead. it’s like your brain died and your cock took over.

i had a jackday and my mom came home and i was still in my pajamas and my face was red

i told my teacher i had a jackday and she gave me a detention

i called my friend and said 'i’m having a jackday' and he hung up on me

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when you spend all day jacking off and don’t care if anyone sees you. it’s like your brain is on vacation and your cock is on strike.

i had a jackday and my dad walked in and i didn’t even flinch

i had a jackday and my dog started barking at me like i was a ghost

i had a jackday and my brother tried to steal my phone and i just told him to go to hell

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a day where you jack off so much your brain gets tired and your cock gets sore. it’s like you’re trying to beat your own record and your body doesn’t want to play along.

i had a jackday and my hand was sore for a week

i had a jackday and my mom came home and i had a full-on meltdown

i had a jackday and my neighbor called the cops because he heard me screaming

by Slangipedia 2d ago