Jackcident
A Jackcident is when someone is always getting hurt. They get hit by a car, fall off a ladder, or get kicked by a goat. It’s like their life is one big accident party.
My dad’s Jackcident happened when he got kicked by a goat. He was just trying to milk it, and it turned into a full-blown war.
My mom’s Jackcident happened when she fell off a ladder. She broke her ankle, and it took three weeks to heal.
My brother’s Jackcident happened when he got hit by a car. He was just walking, and it was like the car was trying to make a statement.