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A Jackcident is when a guy is jerking off to porn, but he blows his load just as the camera is pointing at the guy’s face or there’s no one but the guy in the shot. It’s like he’s screaming, ‘I’m not even watching this, I’m just here for the vibes!’
My cousin’s Jackcident happened during the best cumshot of the year. He lost it when the camera zoomed in on the guy’s face like it was the final boss.
My dad’s Jackcident happened during a scene with a guy flexing. He cummed so hard, he probably got a six-pack from the energy.
My brother’s Jackcident happened during a slow-mo cumshot. He cummed so early, he got a 10-second standing ovation from the camera.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackcident is when a famous person either takes a bunch of pills and dies or gets killed by a doctor or Mary Kate Olsen. It’s like they had no idea what was coming.
My mom’s Jackcident happened when she took 20 pills and died right after eating a triple cheeseburger.
My uncle’s Jackcident happened when the doctor killed him during a routine checkup. He didn’t even know the doctor was a murderer.
My friend’s Jackcident happened when Mary Kate Olsen killed him because he said her eyeliner was ugly.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackcident is when guys jerk off because they see a hot person walking by. It’s like they got a surprise gift from the universe, and they couldn’t control themselves.
My friend’s Jackcident happened when he saw a hot girl walking down the street. He started jerking off in the middle of the sidewalk.
My neighbor’s Jackcident happened when he saw a guy walking by. He started jerking off in the middle of the park.
My brother’s Jackcident happened when he saw a hot guy walking by. He started jerking off in the middle of the mall.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackcident is when someone is always getting hurt. They get hit by a car, fall off a ladder, or get kicked by a goat. It’s like their life is one big accident party.
My dad’s Jackcident happened when he got kicked by a goat. He was just trying to milk it, and it turned into a full-blown war.
My mom’s Jackcident happened when she fell off a ladder. She broke her ankle, and it took three weeks to heal.
My brother’s Jackcident happened when he got hit by a car. He was just walking, and it was like the car was trying to make a statement.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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