Jackcall
Cursing men in public to feel like you're the most important person there, even if you forgot your keys and your brain.
I told the man in front of me, 'You're the reason why nobody likes Mondays.'
At the bus stop, I yelled, 'You look like you just fought a bear and lost.'
In the park, I said, 'You're so tired, your brain is on vacation.'
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