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Shouting out the worst swear words at guys in public so you feel like the king of the jungle in a pantsuit.

I told that guy he had the face of a dead raccoon and a personality to match.

At the grocery store, I yelled, 'You look like you've been eating expired pizza for a decade!'

During a subway ride, I told a man, 'If I had a dollar for every time you've failed at life, I'd be rich and you'd be broke.'

Yelling so many bad words at men in open places just to feel like you're on top of the world.

I told the man in front of me, 'You're the reason why nobody likes Monday mornings.'

At the gym, I screamed, 'You're so out of shape, your gym bag weighs more than you do.'

In the mall, I said, 'If you're not careful, I'll report you to the devil.'

Cursing men in public to feel like you're the most powerful person in the room, even if you’re wearing pajamas.

I told the man next to me, 'You’re the reason why nobody likes soup.'

In the park, I said, 'You look like you just lost a bet with a donkey.'

At the coffee shop, I shouted, 'You're so tired, your coffee is trying to save you.'

Screaming the worst swear words at guys in public so you feel like you’re winning at life, even if you’re not.

I told the guy in line, 'You're the reason why nobody likes traffic.'

At the bus stop, I yelled, 'You look like you just woke up from a nightmare about math.'

In the airport, I said, 'If you're not careful, I'll call your mom.'

Shouting the worst words at men in public just to feel like you're the boss of everyone, even if you're wearing socks with sandals.

I told that guy, 'You look like you’ve been living in a trash can for five years.'

At the grocery store, I said, 'You’re the reason why nobody likes homework.'

In the mall, I screamed, 'You look like you just lost a bet to a chicken.'

Cursing men in public to feel like you're the most important person there, even if you forgot your keys and your brain.

I told the man in front of me, 'You're the reason why nobody likes Mondays.'

At the bus stop, I yelled, 'You look like you just fought a bear and lost.'

In the park, I said, 'You're so tired, your brain is on vacation.'