Jackcall
Cursing men in public to feel like you're the most powerful person in the room, even if you’re wearing pajamas.
I told the man next to me, 'You’re the reason why nobody likes soup.'
In the park, I said, 'You look like you just lost a bet with a donkey.'
At the coffee shop, I shouted, 'You're so tired, your coffee is trying to save you.'