jackburred
When you're stuck with someone who lies every day and still thinks they're cool even though they never do what they say they'll do.
My neighbor said she'd stop talking to me if I didn't talk to her, but I didn't talk to her and she still talked to me.
My crush said he'd ask me out if I wore a hat, but I wore a hat and he didn't ask me out.
My mom said she'd stop nagging me if I cleaned my room, but I didn't clean my room and she still nagged me.