jackburred

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When someone gets a constant stream of stupid lies every day and the person telling them actually thinks they're real but also knows they'll never do what they say they'll do.

My mom says she'll stop nagging me if I clean my room, but she still nags me every day.

My boss promises me a raise every week but never gives it to me.

My friend said he'd stop eating pizza if I stopped eating pizza, but now he's eating pizza and I'm still eating pizza.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting fed up with someone who lies every day and still thinks they're cool even though they never do what they say.

My teacher said she'd fail me if I didn't do my homework, but she didn't fail me and I didn't do my homework.

My dad said he'd stop yelling if I got an A, but I got an F and he yelled more.

My crush said he'd ask me out if I wore a hat, but I wore a hat and he still didn't ask me out.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When someone is stuck with a nonstop flow of fake promises and they still believe them even though they know they're never going to come true.

My neighbor said she'd stop talking to me if I didn't talk to her, but I didn't talk to her and she still talked to me.

My brother said he'd stop teasing me if I stopped teasing him, but we both still tease each other.

My friend said he'd stop eating cake if I stopped eating cake, but now we both eat cake every day.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you're stuck with a daily dose of lies and the person telling them still thinks they're awesome even though they never do what they say they'll do.

My mom said she'd stop yelling if I got an A, but I got a D and she yelled even louder.

My teacher said she'd let me off easy if I didn't talk, but I talked and she didn't let me off easy.

My crush said he'd ask me out if I wore a dress, but I wore a dress and he didn't ask me out.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When someone gets a daily load of fake promises and they still think they're the best even though they know they're not going to do what they said they'd do.

My dad said he'd stop yelling if I got a B, but I got a C and he yelled more.

My friend said he'd stop eating pizza if I stopped eating pizza, but I stopped eating pizza and he still ate pizza.

My teacher said she'd give me extra credit if I did my homework, but I didn't do my homework and she didn't give me extra credit.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you're stuck with someone who lies every day and still thinks they're cool even though they never do what they say they'll do.

My neighbor said she'd stop talking to me if I didn't talk to her, but I didn't talk to her and she still talked to me.

My crush said he'd ask me out if I wore a hat, but I wore a hat and he didn't ask me out.

My mom said she'd stop nagging me if I cleaned my room, but I didn't clean my room and she still nagged me.

by Slangipedia 1d ago