jackburred
When you're stuck with a daily dose of lies and the person telling them still thinks they're awesome even though they never do what they say they'll do.
My mom said she'd stop yelling if I got an A, but I got a D and she yelled even louder.
My teacher said she'd let me off easy if I didn't talk, but I talked and she didn't let me off easy.
My crush said he'd ask me out if I wore a dress, but I wore a dress and he didn't ask me out.