JackBlootzd
JackBlootzd is when you’re so wasted you think your pants are made of pizza and you’re fighting a ghost in the fridge.
I just ate three gummy bears and now I’m JackBlootzd. My dog is my best friend and he’s also my enemy.
My mom called me and I told her I was JackBlootzd and I was living in a cereal box.
I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my socks. I’m JackBlootzd.