JackBlootzd

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JackBlootzd is when you’re so wasted you think your pants are made of pizza and you’re fighting a ghost in the fridge.

I just ate three gummy bears and now I’m JackBlootzd. My dog is my best friend and he’s also my enemy.

My mom called me and I told her I was JackBlootzd and I was living in a cereal box.

I tried to text my crush and sent a picture of my socks. I’m JackBlootzd.

JackBlootzd is when you’re so messed up you think your shoes are talking to you and you’re arguing with the ceiling.

At school I told the teacher I was JackBlootzd and my backpack was alive.

I tried to do my math homework and I drew a cat on the board. I’m JackBlootzd.

My dad saw me and said, ‘You’re JackBlootzd again. Go take a nap.’

JackBlootzd is when you’re so high you think your socks are married and your coffee is trying to steal your lunch.

I told my friend I was JackBlootzd and my phone was making a sandwich.

I tried to eat my cereal and it yelled at me. I’m JackBlootzd.

I walked into my classroom and my teacher was wearing my hat. I’m JackBlootzd.

JackBlootzd is when you're so wasted you think your pants are on fire and your toast is trying to take over your brain.

I just texted my crush and said, ‘I’m JackBlootzd and my dog is a wizard.’

I tried to eat my lunch and my sandwich told me it was hungry. I’m JackBlootzd.

I told my mom I was JackBlootzd and my bed was plotting against me.

JackBlootzd is when you're so high you think your shoes are dating and your fridge is giving you a bad grade.

I told my teacher I was JackBlootzd and my pencil was having a meeting.

I tried to do my homework and my math problems were fighting. I’m JackBlootzd.

I told my friend I was JackBlootzd and my dog was in the principal’s office.