A guy stuck in the Stone Age. Thinks women are just for cleaning floors and giving blowjobs. Talks like he’s the king of the world. Wears shirts that look like they came out of a landfill. Drives a car that smells like old socks and regret. Only eats meat and cheese like it’s a religion. Never tips because he’s too cheap to even breathe. The reason why everyone should be allowed to carry guns everywhere.