My brother called me a jackass because I said his hair looked like a chicken. He said I was a jackass. I said he was a chicken.

My friend told me I was a jackass for eating my cereal with a spoon. I said he was a jackass for eating his cereal with a spatula.

My dog told me I was a jackass for not giving him a treat. I told him he was a jackass for barking at the mailman.