Jackasshimself
A person who gets so mad that a useless guy like Wilhelm Keitel has a page on Urban Dictionary it makes them cry.
'I saw that page and I cried. It was like watching a dog eat a sock.'
Text: 'I can't handle this. A useless guy has a page. I'm going to bed.'
Tweet: 'Wilhelm Keitel has a page. I'm not even mad, I'm heartbroken.'