Jackasshimself

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A guy who thinks it’s the worst thing ever that a dumbass like Wilhelm Keitel has a whole page on Urban Dictionary.
'I can't believe this fool has a page. It's the worst thing since the invention of the toilet.'
DMs: 'You know what’s sad? A guy who’s too lazy to do anything has a whole page.'
Tweet: 'Wilhelm Keitel has a page? That’s like giving a gold medal to a kid who fell asleep in class.'
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A person who gets so mad that a useless guy like Wilhelm Keitel has a page on Urban Dictionary it makes them cry.
'I saw that page and I cried. It was like watching a dog eat a sock.'
Text: 'I can't handle this. A useless guy has a page. I'm going to bed.'
Tweet: 'Wilhelm Keitel has a page. I'm not even mad, I'm heartbroken.'
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A human who thinks it's the most disrespectful thing ever that a nobody like Wilhelm Keitel has a page on Urban Dictionary.
'It's the most disrespectful thing. A nobody has a page. I can't even.'
Message: 'A nobody has a page? That's the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen.'
Tweet: 'Wilhelm Keitel has a page. That’s the most disrespectful thing since the invention of the pizza.'
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