jackasshammer
A jackhammer that wakes you up so early it feels like your bed got run over by a truck full of screaming monkeys.
My neighbor started drilling at 5 AM. I didn’t even know my brain was still in my head.
I woke up to the sound of a jackhammer. My dog ran out of the house like he was being chased by a bear.
I was in the middle of a dream about pizza when a jackhammer decided to ruin my life.