jackasshammer

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A jackhammer that wakes you up so early it feels like your bed got run over by a truck full of screaming monkeys.

My neighbor started drilling at 5 AM. I didn’t even know my brain was still in my head.

I woke up to the sound of a jackhammer. My dog ran out of the house like he was being chased by a bear.

I was in the middle of a dream about pizza when a jackhammer decided to ruin my life.

A jackhammer that’s so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain yell at you.

That jackhammer was louder than my mom when she finds out I skipped school.

I thought my hearing had gone. Turns out it was just a jackhammer being a jerk.

I was halfway through my cereal when the jackhammer started. My brain was like, ‘What even is life?’

A jackhammer that’s so annoying it makes you want to throw your socks at it.

I was trying to fall asleep, and that jackhammer came in like it was the main event.

I had a dream about being a superhero. Then a jackhammer woke me up and ruined everything.

I was in the middle of a very important nap when that jackhammer had to go and be loud.