Jackass Rednecks
These are the guys who think they're tough because they have a tattoo of a cow and they drink from a coffee mug that says 'I survived a tornado.' They also think your phone is a weapon.
You called them on the phone and they answered with, 'You're gonna get it, pal!' and hung up.
They ran into you at a convenience store and said, 'You're gonna die today, you idiot!' and then tried to take your chips.
You saw them in the woods with a chainsaw and a bag of chips, and they were yelling at a squirrel.