Jackass Rednecks

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A group of stupid, loud, drunk fools who drive rusty trucks and scream at you from their windows like you owe them money. They live in the middle of nowhere and think everything they do is cool.
Your uncle's cousin's brother just pulled up next to you on the highway and threw a beer can at your car while yelling, 'You're gonna die, buddy!'
You walked into a gas station and three of them yelled, 'We're gonna kill you!' and one of them tried to steal your sandwich.
You saw them on a dirt road wearing only socks and jumping around like they were in a war.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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These are the guys who think they're tough because they have a tattoo of a cow and they drink from a coffee mug that says 'I survived a tornado.' They also think your phone is a weapon.
You called them on the phone and they answered with, 'You're gonna get it, pal!' and hung up.
They ran into you at a convenience store and said, 'You're gonna die today, you idiot!' and then tried to take your chips.
You saw them in the woods with a chainsaw and a bag of chips, and they were yelling at a squirrel.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They are loud, dumb, and they think they're the best people ever. They also think your name is 'Buddy' and they'll try to beat you up just because they're bored.
You walked by their truck and they yelled, 'You're gonna die, Buddy!' and then threw a rock at you.
They came into your house and said, 'We're gonna kill you!' and tried to steal your cereal.
You saw them at a party and they started a fight just because they didn't like the music.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They are the kind of people who think your mom is a joke and they'll laugh at you for no reason. They also think they're the kings of the world and they'll try to prove it by yelling at you.
You said 'hi' to them and they yelled, 'You're gonna die, you idiot!' and then threw a soda can at your head.
You walked into a store and they said, 'We're gonna kill you!' and then started a fight with the clerk.
You saw them on a dirt bike, screaming at a chicken like it owed them money.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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They are the kind of people who think your life is a joke and they'll ruin it just for fun. They also think they're tough because they have a beard and they can drink a whole bottle of whiskey in one go.
You walked by their truck and they yelled, 'You're gonna die, you fool!' and then threw a bag of chips at you.
They came into your house and said, 'We're gonna kill you!' and tried to steal your mom's cookies.
You saw them at a bar, drinking whiskey like it was water, and they were screaming at the bartender.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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