Jackarita
The most stunning female bartender at Jack Astor's who can make a margarita so strong it could knock out a guy. She and the Jackalope are like the hot and the not-so-hot version of the same job.
I asked the Jackarita for a 'mild' drink. She gave me a 'mild' look and handed me a margarita that tasted like revenge.
The Jackarita told me I had 'attitude.' I said, 'So do your drinks.'
She said my order was 'simple.' I drank it and felt like I'd been in a fight.