Jackarita

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A sizzling hot bartender at Jack Astor's who can make a margarita so good it'll make your tongue slap your face. She's the main reason the Jackalope is still working there.

I tried to flirt with the Jackarita, but she just made me a margarita and said, 'You're gonna need more than that to impress me.'

My dad asked for a 'regular' margarita. The Jackarita gave him a 'regular' look and poured him a double.

She told me my order was 'basic' and then gave me a free shot. I'm still confused.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The most stunning female bartender at Jack Astor's who can make a margarita so strong it could knock out a guy. She and the Jackalope are like the hot and the not-so-hot version of the same job.

I asked the Jackarita for a 'mild' drink. She gave me a 'mild' look and handed me a margarita that tasted like revenge.

The Jackarita told me I had 'attitude.' I said, 'So do your drinks.'

She said my order was 'simple.' I drank it and felt like I'd been in a fight.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The hottest bartender at Jack Astor's who can turn a basic margarita into a full-blown party. She’s like the main dish and the Jackalope is just the side.

The Jackarita said my order was 'boring.' I said, 'So is your life.' She gave me a free shot and left me speechless.

I told the Jackarita I was tired. She poured me a margarita and said, 'Now you're just plain stupid.'

The Jackarita made me a drink and said, 'This is your new best friend.' I drank it and now I’m her new best friend.

by Slangipedia 10d ago