Jackarita
The hottest bartender at Jack Astor's who can turn a basic margarita into a full-blown party. She’s like the main dish and the Jackalope is just the side.
The Jackarita said my order was 'boring.' I said, 'So is your life.' She gave me a free shot and left me speechless.
I told the Jackarita I was tired. She poured me a margarita and said, 'Now you're just plain stupid.'
The Jackarita made me a drink and said, 'This is your new best friend.' I drank it and now I’m her new best friend.