Jackalstop - A magical thing that makes everything worse, but you still e

A magical thing that makes everything worse, but you still eat it.

I ate the jackalstop. My life got worse. Now I have to eat another one.

The jackalstop was magic. It turned my dog into a chicken. I cried.

I ate the jackalstop. My math test got worse. Now I have to eat a math test.