Jackalstop

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Whatever you say it is, and if you say it's a donut, it's a donut.

I swear that thing is a jackalstop. It's got sprinkles and a side of drama.

My mom said it was a jackalstop. She's never wrong. She's my mom.

The principal called it a jackalstop. Now I have to eat it. I hate jackalstops.

A thing that changes shape depending on how bad your day is.

My day was bad, so the jackalstop turned into a pizza. I ate it. It was bad.

I had a good day, so the jackalstop turned into a unicorn. I didn't eat it. I was confused.

The jackalstop was a shoe. I stepped on it. It was a bad day.

A magical thing that makes everything worse, but you still eat it.

I ate the jackalstop. My life got worse. Now I have to eat another one.

The jackalstop was magic. It turned my dog into a chicken. I cried.

I ate the jackalstop. My math test got worse. Now I have to eat a math test.

A lie you tell yourself to survive the day.

I told myself it was a jackalstop. I survived the day. My brain didn't.

My teacher said it was a jackalstop. I believed her. I failed the test.

I told myself it was a jackalstop. I ate it. Now I'm sad.

A thing that looks like a donut but acts like it's your enemy.

The jackalstop looked like a donut, but it attacked me. I lost my donut.

I tried to be friends with the jackalstop. It bit me. I cried.

The jackalstop was my enemy. I ate it. I became my enemy.