Jackaleptic - Someone who’s so obsessed with their own junk that they can’

Someone who’s so obsessed with their own junk that they can’t focus on anything else, not even their own life.

My brother is a jackaleptic. He forgot about his own birthday because he was too busy jerking off.

My teacher said I was acting like a jackaleptic during the test. I was too busy jerking off to answer the questions.

My dog is a jackaleptic. He jerks off every time he sees a squirrel.