Jackaleptic

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A person who can’t stop jerking off and is always thinking about it, even when they’re supposed to be doing something else.

My cousin is a jackaleptic. He tried to jerk off during math class and got caught.

I saw my neighbor’s dog acting like a jackaleptic. He was sniffing the mail and jerking off at the same time.

My friend’s mom says he’s a jackaleptic because he jerks off in the shower every morning before school.

Someone who’s so obsessed with their own junk that they can’t focus on anything else, not even their own life.

My brother is a jackaleptic. He forgot about his own birthday because he was too busy jerking off.

My teacher said I was acting like a jackaleptic during the test. I was too busy jerking off to answer the questions.

My dog is a jackaleptic. He jerks off every time he sees a squirrel.