Jack zanker
A walking disaster who thinks they're cool. Smart, but too much of a dweeb to be liked by anyone.
Jack Zanker tried to start a band. It was just him and a kazoo.
He said, 'I don’t need friends. I have a 4.0 GPA.' I said, 'You don’t have a 4.0 GPA. You have a 3.9.'
He tried to text me during math class. I ignored him. He cried.