Jack zanker

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A total nerd who acts like they're better than everyone else. Their grades are decent but they're too busy being a snob to actually have friends.

Jack Zanker just walked into the lunchroom and said, 'I don't need friends, I have a 4.0 GPA.'

He tried to flirt with the lunch lady and got rejected. Hard.

He texted me, 'Why are you even talking to me? I have a 3.9.'

A walking disaster who thinks they're cool. Smart, but too much of a dweeb to be liked by anyone.

Jack Zanker tried to start a band. It was just him and a kazoo.

He said, 'I don’t need friends. I have a 4.0 GPA.' I said, 'You don’t have a 4.0 GPA. You have a 3.9.'

He tried to text me during math class. I ignored him. He cried.

A brainy dork who thinks they're the best at everything. Their grades are good but they’re too much of a dork to have any real friends.

Jack Zanker tried to ask me out. He said, 'Will you be my girlfriend? I have a 4.0 GPA.' I said, 'No.'

He started a club called 'The 4.0 Club.' No one joined.

He texted me during lunch. I told him to go back to his kazoo.