Jack zanker
A brainy dork who thinks they're the best at everything. Their grades are good but they’re too much of a dork to have any real friends.
Jack Zanker tried to ask me out. He said, 'Will you be my girlfriend? I have a 4.0 GPA.' I said, 'No.'
He started a club called 'The 4.0 Club.' No one joined.
He texted me during lunch. I told him to go back to his kazoo.